shop. Without too much trouble, we did find the one we were looking for and promptly
signed up for both the city tour of Amsterdam and the Country tour the following day of
the countryside surrounding the city. The city tour was at 4 in the afternoon, so after we got our rental bikes, we decided to do a little biking and walking around the town. Whitney found a clothing store that she'd apparently been waiting for all her life, and I actually found a couple nice light t-shirts while we were there, which was great because we've been doing nothing but sweating for the duration of our trip.
After lunch (two delicious sandwiches from a "lunchroom," which are found across the city) we strolled around a bit more and found some free WiFi at McDonalds before meeting back at Mike's Bikes for our tour.
We got a very brief history lesson of Amsterdam before even setting out on our bikes and
it was very interesting stuff. Amsterdam started as a place where religious folks would go
on pilgrimages (that's right, Amsterdam was a religious destination). The remarkable part
about Amsterdam is that it changed its identity and international role each time it needed to
in order to survive. It went from religious destination to the standard feudal system to
the leader in world trade (Dutch was at one time the universal language of business) to international superpower to a small and far less powerful country amidst Europe's superpowers, and finally, to the social/civil rights trailblazer it is today.
A couple interesting facts we learned from the tour: Amsterdam proper is made up of 90
different islands; prostitution has been legal since 1830 when it was regulated by
Napoleon; Vondelpark, which was the inspiration for Central Park in New Amsterdam (now
known as New York), is home to more than 360 tree species, more than any other park in
the world, and literally anything but sleeping is allowed in the park; there are over
120 nationalities represented in Amsterdam alone, during World War II, Amsterdam was occupied by the Nazis for the duration of the war and lost more than 25 percent of its population (Amsterdam had long been a popular Jewish destination due to its tolerance--or, rather, lack of intolerance); the city was eventually liberated by...you guessed it, the Canadians...
Since then, Amsterdam has been the center of the hippy movement in Europe, and was one of the
few countries in the world to legalize same-sex marriage.
After the tour, which was led by a somewhat uninterested New-Zealander guide, Whitney and I
were too hot, sweaty, and tired to do much more than get some cheap dinner at a lunchroom
(think Dutch Diner, but without the refills or booths) and lie in our beds. That was when
Whitney and I uncovered a most alarming conspiracy.
It is well-known that Americans don't have a great international reputation, we are
materialistic, often monolingual, uninformed about international events, and we had
George Bush as the face of our country for 8 years. But when Whitney and I turned on the
National Geographic Channel, the first program was about FBI, local police, and governmental
corruption in dealing with the Boston Mafia; not a great portrayal of the U.S. but not unique
to us either. We stayed tuned after the program ended and were treated to a compelling edition
of "American Hate" where they did a one-hour program about the New Black Panther movement and Black hate in America, as well as mentioning some quick facts about all the other hate
groups in our country. After that ended, they replayed the mafia program and after that they
replayed "American Hate." We didn't watch the encore presentations, but we suddenly realized
that American hate (that is, hate of Americans) isn't helped by stories of how hateful and
corrupt we are. Now, I am only half-serious, but it is a little alarming to see hour after
hour of repeating episodes about how evil America is.
Anyway, today we go on our tour of the Netherlands countryside and will hopefully get around
to going to the red light district. There should be plenty to tell you all after that happens.
Hope you're doing well, we miss you all, and thanks for reading.